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mornification

Soak me sweetheart (mormon) - mormons soaking mormons

by 15-0519-150-1059 March 4, 2023

Mormon backdoor

When one has resided to oral sex until marriage with wandering digits.

I was enjoying Bambi’s exceptional oral skills, when suddenly I get the shock of a Mormon backdoor.

by MN Nut Guy March 19, 2023

Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

mormon

a person who is extremely stupid and or shitty.

Synynom: Retarted, dicksucker, bitchtard, ass, mean, adolf hitler, inconsiderate, racist, Bob Ewell, Advystyles
Antynom: Canadian, badass, kind, genius, atticus finch, rockstar

Guitarherostyles is being such a mormon by denying his rape and sexual alligations

by Knmagor March 30, 2023

Mormon jacuzzi

During a Mormon Soak, 7 elders shake the bed for 7 minutes.

I got pregnant from my Mormon Jacuzzi.

by Handle Deez December 26, 2023

Overnight Mormon

When you and the girl both fall asleep while your penis is still inside of her.

See also:
Soaking

"We were both hammered, we had sex and then idk man we just fell asleep and I woke up still inside of her. I'm an overnight mormon!"

by asianhandiespecialist January 23, 2024

Mormon Steamer

A Mormon steamer is a variation of a Cleveland steamer and hoch replaces Shit for porage.

This variation of the Cleveland steamer was made and pioneered by Eli W. Piryznski.

“Wow, Eli sure does give good Mormon Steamers!”

by HotFrog December 11, 2022