Chigga Cheese Meal

Traditionally a word used to insult someone but is also a meal consisting of a flat bread, bovril, gherkins and cheese.

"You smell like a chigga cheese meal" , "you look like a chigga cheese meal", "I'm gonna make a chigga cheese meal"

by Mr.Chigga November 30, 2023

Chigida Cheese Meal

A gross meal consisting of: a wholemeal flatbread, butter, gherkins, grated cheese, Bovril and Enconahot chilli sauce.
Can also be used as an insult. It is pronounced Chig-uh-duh.

"You look like a chigida cheese meal

by Mr.Chigga December 4, 2023

Schrödinger's Happy Meal

You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.

Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal

by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023

Happy Meal

When a man has an over abundance of preejaculate while inside a woman, pulls out, and goes down on her, inevitably eating his own sperm.

“Hey Luke! Carla told me about how she served you a Happy Meal last night before you went in for the full burger.”

by Murlock69 July 13, 2023

Snake meal

When you eat 1 big meal the entire day instead of the reasonable 3 small meals

I had a snake meal today so I’m good for today

by Michaelpapercompany July 22, 2023

The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver

Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!

"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.

by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023

standing meal

Against a wall, the female is sitting on the male’s shoulders but facing the other way. The male proceeds to eat her out while leaning against the wall.

I gave him a standing meal last night

by Gos67 September 12, 2023