Major Cloog

A groomer, a pedophile, a child predator. Wowie. Stop calling him words like "god" and stuff, no he is not. He sucks. He animated, yeah. Maybe he kills furries (which i disagree with, not all furries are bad), kills zoophiles (i agree bcs zoophiles suck) and hates gacha, but still. He is a fuckin' creep.

Jon: "hey Garfield do you like major cloog?"
Garfield: "skibidi toilet ohio rizz zamn she's 12?! gyatt 69420 grimace shake sigma mewing streak fanum tax kai cenat bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer i love major cloog"
Jon: "he is a pedo"
Garfield: "stfu"

by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024

Major Noose

Another name for a "Good Luck Chuck." That is to say, a person who breaks up with a person, and that person's next relationship ends in marriage.

Wow, Jason sure is a Major Noose. Every time he breaks up with a girl, she gets married on her next relationship.

by Wxllco July 16, 2022

Age of majority

The age you can Do things

In the usa that is 21

Are you at the age of majority? No I'm 22 and 33

by 459395 March 6, 2022

Appeal to Electoral Majority Fallacy

The erroneous belief that winning a popular vote or opinion poll automatically confers moral righteousness, factual correctness, or long-term wisdom upon a policy or candidate. This fallacy confuses popularity with validity, assuming that truth is decided democratically. It ignores that majorities can be misinformed, swayed by propaganda, or vote for morally abhorrent or self-destructive outcomes. It's the logic that says "millions of people can't be wrong," when history shows they frequently are.

Example: Defending a harmful but popular tax cut for the wealthy by stating, "The party that proposed it won in a landslide, so the people have spoken—it's clearly the right policy." This commits the Appeal to Electoral Majority Fallacy. It uses electoral success as a trump card against economic evidence or ethical arguments about inequality, substituting vote count for substantive justification.

by Dumuabzu February 3, 2026

Suicide Major

When a college student is undecided and finally makes the decision to say “fuck it we ball” and pick an entirely random major. One could also go the extra mile and go with a double or triple major.

I’m going to be on an academic comeback this year, fuck it I’mma suicide major.

by SuicideMajor February 4, 2026

Majority Bias

A cognitive and social tendency to instinctively side with, trust, and defer to the perceived majority opinion within a group, regardless of the opinion's factual or ethical merits. It's the mental shortcut that "if most people believe it, it must be true/safe/right." This bias underpins conformity, groupthink, and the chilling effect where dissenting voices are silenced not by law, but by the sheer social weight of assumed consensus.

Example: In a meeting, even members who privately doubt a plan will remain silent and eventually agree once they perceive (rightly or wrongly) that "most people" are for it. This Majority Bias creates false unanimity and leads to disastrous decisions because the actual distribution of critical thought is hidden by the fear of being the outlier.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

Majority Picking

A manipulative communication tactic where a speaker claims their position is the "majority view" without robust evidence, or by cherry-picking a single favorable poll, to create a bandwagon effect and pressure dissenters into silence. It's the manufacturing of a false consensus to win an argument through social pressure, not persuasion.

Majority Picking Example: During a company debate about returning to the office, a manager says, "I've talked to a lot of people, and the majority really want to be back full-time." They have no survey data—they've just "picked" the opinions of a few like-minded senior staff to present as the majority will, quashing the concerns of silent younger employees.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026