late crime

When you are so egregiously late for an appointment or event that it is considered criminal.

Patient: Hello, I'm Jack. I'm here for my teeth cleaning appointment.

Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Late for Brunch

When you take home a biddy on Friday or Saturday after the club, she stays over, then you hit it one more time in the morning, and, while as you are coming, she realizes she is late for brunch with all her single girl friends.

Yo, shawty was hobbling to the bathroom with cum dripping da ass, screaming: “I’m late for brunch.. I’m late for brunch !!”

by RonJon2000 August 27, 2022

Late

Saying or doing champ stuff ! Not up to date

“ you late ees”

“ she late ees still wearing tutu socks”

by Jaynaaaa September 11, 2022

The Late night Tweak

The Late Night Tweak means to be on Other shit at the night time or to be on that Timing fr (Demon Time)

I be on horny shit sometimes at night. I be having Mood swings at night time. The late night tweak got to me tonight

by Sani Aka Dsmoovie November 7, 2022

late notice

To arrive or be present after the expected time

Mack arrived at a late notice

by Mansitos November 29, 2022

late.

bay area for "I gotta go. Fuck you." Generally used when you're out of fucks to give.

Text message from boyfriend from 5 years ago: "Hi, you've been in my thoughts a lot lately. Listening to Fleet Foxes atm. Figured I'd drop you a line. Hope this message finds you well! Love, Marcel"
you: "sorry it took so long to respond, but I think you're a spineless asshole. late.

by vjel October 10, 2022

late.

bay area for "I gotta go. Fuck you." Generally used when you're out of fucks to give or want to save brain space for other shit.

Text message from boyfriend from 5 years ago: "Hi, you've been in my thoughts a lot lately. Listening to Fleet Foxes atm. Figured I'd drop you a line. Hope this message finds you well! Love, --boy--"
you: "sorry it took so long to respond, but I think you're a spineless asshole. late."

by vjel October 10, 2022