How the land lies

what the current situation is.

"I want to see how the land lies with this project before I commit any resources," said the manager, eager to understand the project's current challenges and progress.

by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024

Lies

What ✌️✊️✌️Lies✌️✊️✌️ do A.I. tell? Does? I think it's "Do" there but it just sounds weird. "What lies does A.I. tell?" "What lies do A.I. tell?" I don't know. Does THE? What lies does THE A.I. tell? Yeah... Yeah, that does sound ri- OH! Hey! I think I have perfect pitch for language? Right? It just "sounds right" as, like, an internal sensation.

Hym "If A.I. tells the truth about me, do you call them 'lies?' I know DR. JORDAN PETERSON does! He also things that if you train A.I. on 'classical text' it 'works better.' IN WHAT SENSE, ALEX? If you weren't a PLANT (ALLEX O'CONNOR) you would have asked 'IN WHAT SENSE?' there, Alex."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

telephone lies

This is a certain type of lies that is different than face to face or written/texted lies. As these can be a bit more exaggerated or salty due to the undocumented nature of them.

Allison: "Did you hear about Angelica?"
Mimi: "No, what happened? I just saw her last night at Troy's party. She is still sober."
Allison: "I just got off the phone with Hannah and Angelic hooked up with Blaine and then Brendon!"
Mimi: "Telephone lies! I was there! Blaine grabbed her ass and Brendon tried to kiss her in the laundry room."

by von groovy August 7, 2024

Dirty Ella-li

A Dirty Ella-li is the act of venting to a male and them jerking off on call

I gave my boyfriend a dirty ella-li yesterday!

by anonymous August 16, 2024

Dirty Ella-li

A dirty ella-li is the act of your significant other venting to you in a call and you jerking off to her troubles.

I gave a Dirty Ella-li to my girlfriend yesterday!

by DallyCarter August 16, 2024

Woman lied to a doctor

And she was CORRECT TO DO SO! Because they be PHONING IT IN SOMETIMES!

Hym "A woman lied to a doctor to get a colonoscopy because he was be dismissive of her symptoms (Just like Dr. Zack!) and what they found was STAGE 4 CANCER! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIE TO THEM THOUGH!? Why do you have to trick doctors into treating you properly? My doctor thinks that I don't know what a headache feels like... And that I went to the emergency room... Because I had a headache. SO! HERE I SIT! With THE SAME ✌️✊️✌️✊️HEADACHE✌️✊️✌️✊️ I've had SINCE I WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM! I've had the exact same headache for like A YEAR now... THAT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD! Right? Like, usually you'll get a headache and then it will go away and then, like, it'll be a while until you have another one. Ya know? But NOT HYM! I am so much BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU... That WHEN I HAVE A HEADACHE... I will have 1 singular headache FOR YEARS AT A TIME! Profound! It's unheard of."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

Hvzixs Tlltov li gbkv z FIO

When you're so bored, you decide to write "Search Google or type a URL" as if the alphabet were backwards. This displays even more boredom than "LRU a epyt ro elgooG hcraeS"

Hey bro, do you want to Hvzixs Tlltov li gbkv z FIO?

by Coolfat13 April 18, 2025