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Jade (Male)

Jade (Male)

Jade is a guy who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. He has been through hell but always gets back on his feet and shows the world he is strong enough. A very naturally handsome guy and someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday with and someone you can always count on too be there!

Jade is this awesome guy who is funny and always lights up a room with his smile. He makes you laugh when you swear you're about to cry. He trusts until he can't anymore, but only because you gave him a reason. He is loyal and sensitive and stands up for what he believes in. He believes in fairy tales and happily ever after. Don't mess with him or his friends, he'll make you regret it. He's popular and has been through so much. He won't let anything stop him from chasing his dream. He is consistently there for everyone and will never let you down. Once you meet him you have to hold on as tight as you can to her friendship and never let it go.

A beautiful/hot guy. You get just about everything with him. Jade's are usually very nice and you'd be lucky to have one as a friend.

Male; He's the shit. Obviously, and it's impossible to forget him. Why? Because nobody forgets the most awesome people they will ever meet. He kicks complete ass. He is just a kick ass person.
Jade is my best friend.

He is such a jade.

I wish I had a Jade. He could be my bae any day.

Oh my god, did you see Jade yesterday? He was so hot!

Kim: Do you remember Jade?

Brizzle: How could you not remember Jade?
Kim: EXACTLY.

Dammnnn, that guy is so Jade

Girl 1: Hey it's jade!

Girl 2: OMGGGG!!!! Should I talk to him??

Jade (Male)
by Girl world November 23, 2021
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sophia jade

sexy hot girl. married to taylor swift. loves deez nutz and ur mom.
person 1- what’s sophia jade doing tonight? i want to hang out with that baddie so bad 😍😍😍🙌
person 2- probably sucking dee’s nuts… he has the best nuts in town
person 1- man i wish i was dee.
by taylorswiftlover1989 November 21, 2021
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Jade Carter

Your mom’s favorite, eats roasted red pepper hummus for a living. Sucks at beer pong and can definitely out smoke any of you motherfuckers.
by punanislayer September 21, 2021
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Blue Jade

A sexual act created in the cesspits of England. The man chokes her until she turns blue and then chokes her with his cock until she vomits.
"The missus is pretty upset that I gave her a Blue Jade the other night"
by Monkeyboy123456534543456543234 January 20, 2019
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Jaded Crawl

The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.

To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.
by Rushtonez September 13, 2018
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The Jade Range

The Jade Range is the act of calling your Significant other when they are on their way back from work and telling them that you are preparing dinner. You let the stove get hot and await their entry to the kitchen. When they arrive, you tell them to “come smell the food in the pan”. As he/she bends to smell the food in the pan, you defecate on the floor, break up with them, and say “Ta Ta!” as you graciously bow and walk out the door.
She cheated on me so I pulled The Jade Range on her bitch ass!
by Foodboi May 5, 2023
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maddison jade

she may be crazy but she is a nice person and she dose not TAKE SHIT FROM ANYBODY!!!!!! and very cute
maddison jade you just got to love her.
by naratoe nutzx May 2, 2022
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