Father Eli

The holy one who protects all. He has all knowledge of women and history.

Look at that father Eli.

by Father Eli July 4, 2019

father figure

Karen will be a father not mother figure

Karen is my father figure for making me buy a Volvo instead of Bugatti

by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019

Father

To suck c*ck without a mouth

I can’t even father this dude because I can’t think of something to do it with.

by Aristomenis November 16, 2019

father

Boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm.

My father is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Photo Op Father

Baby daddy’s who only come around during holidays and other events where people take lots of pictures just so they can post on social media about how much they “love” their kids and then go back to being MIA until the next holiday. Typically they are trying to make themselves look like they are actually more involved in their child’s life than they actually are.

Ex: “It’s Christmas time again. Time for all those non child support paying photo op father’s to come out of hiding and take a few pictures to post to Facebook.”

by Bg0991 April 7, 2019

Fatherize

The act of making your partner notify you as their father, and/or owning them in a sexual way.

If Becky comes over here tonight, Im definitely gonna Fatherize that ass.

Aye girl, Im just trying to fatherize your ass tonight if you're up for it.

by PaladinGaming May 29, 2019

Father-Son Funtime

The action of father and son engaging in fun, family bonding activities

"Wow, Giorno and his dad sure are close."

"Of course they are! They have a lot of Father-Son Funtime."

by JohnnysGuitar June 3, 2019