Father Eli

The holy one who protects all. He has all knowledge of women and history.

Look at that father Eli.

by Father Eli July 4, 2019

father figure

Karen will be a father not mother figure

Karen is my father figure for making me buy a Volvo instead of Bugatti

by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019

Father

To suck c*ck without a mouth

I can’t even father this dude because I can’t think of something to do it with.

by Aristomenis November 16, 2019

father

Boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm.

My father is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Father

Some random dude who put sperm in your mother and then if he finds out your mom is pregnant, might leave. Or if they’re just like “oh well this is my life now” they’ll stay and then act like they own you until you move out. If anyone owns you, it’s your mom. You stayed in her stomach for 9 months, left her, and then she tolerated all your shit. Honestly moms deserve more love.

Father: let’s do the nasty
Mom: okay

~a few weeks later ~
Mom: I’m pregnant

Father: fuck this shit

by The.saddest.boyo March 10, 2019

Fatherize

The act of making your partner notify you as their father, and/or owning them in a sexual way.

If Becky comes over here tonight, Im definitely gonna Fatherize that ass.

Aye girl, Im just trying to fatherize your ass tonight if you're up for it.

by PaladinGaming May 29, 2019

Father-Son Funtime

The action of father and son engaging in fun, family bonding activities

"Wow, Giorno and his dad sure are close."

"Of course they are! They have a lot of Father-Son Funtime."

by JohnnysGuitar June 3, 2019