Diego

The most caring, sensitive, macho, hilarious guy you will ever meet. A Diego is someone who knows how to show a girl a good time. His humor is pure gold... he can make you crack a smile and laugh, even on the saddest day of your life. He knows you so well it’s scary- he’s a pro at reading people. He’s short, with dark hair and chocolate brown eyes, and he is such a cute lil bean! Although he acts tough, he cries sometimes. The facade can’t hide his sensitivity forever. A Diego is usually a Mexican, and as explained to me, “Here’s how dick size works: Black guys are at the top, then it’s me, Mexicans, then it’s white people, and then it’s Asians.” 😂 Even though he’s super confusing and oddly annoying at times, you can’t help but being comfortable around him. He’s super sweet, but he wouldn’t admit to that. Did I mention he’s also, like, the most inappropriate guy around? Still, you can’t help but love him! He’s got a great personality and an even better heart! Don’t let go of a Diego if you know one, because they’re absolutely fucking amazing! Thanks for always being there for me bro, I know I’m a dork, but you’re the best! 😂🤪💙😁

Brooke: Damn, is Diego really always this funny?
Jayden: Hell yeah! He’s such a fucking god, he should be a comedian!

by Ninja_Turtle_Fangirl_RAPHAEL! November 14, 2019

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Diego Martir

Diego Martir is a very kind person. He is short and tanish, has curly hair, is a pro at soccer and has so much love to give around. He is beyond caring and everything about him is attractive . His dimples can make anyone fall in love and that’s what makes him Diego. He is a ladies man and can steal ya girl. Diego works out a lot and has like a 600 pack. Idc if hes short I LOVE HIM. He issa great kisser and and good hugger. Diego is a social media star too and has birthday is December 24 2003. What town do u want him to tour at?

Girl 1: "Look Its the HOTTIE Diego Martir."
Girl 2: "OMG Diego Martir GONNA B MY SNACK TONIGHT."
Girl 3: "NAH Diego Martir GONNA B MY DINNER

TONIGHT."
Girl 4: "He gonna like my booty."

by Diego.lover November 14, 2019

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Diego

A dumb bitch with a small dick who sucks at sex, has brown hair, and only brushes his teeth once a day.

Damn diego you live like this?
God you’re such a diego.

by Pinoofy November 16, 2019

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Diego is the sweetest guy you will ever meet... He may be shy at times, but once you get to know him he is super friendly and is incredibly funny. He always knows how to make people smile when they are feeling down. It is very uncommon to see him without a jacket on... no matter how hot it is out. He is also veryyyy clumsy and spills everything... If you are friends with a Diego... you super lucky.

“Hey...that kid is sitting alone...”
“Oh.. let’s invite him over to sit with us”
“Sure!”
———————-
“What’s your name?”
“Diego.”

by Human1245 November 19, 2019

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Your not safe if you even have contact with this thing, his gayness is to powerful, it’s like that one meme of the go thrusting his waste to a girl and the girl gets pregnant except it’s not a girl, it’s a guy

Diego’s mom:DIEGO STOP BEING SO GAY
Diego dad:*sound of air*
Diego sister:what you doing bro
Diego:how dare you,I only frek guys

by Diego The gay the 1 November 25, 2019

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He is the nicest person.
Should be taking to his fans more and start answering dm lolz.
But fr he is the guy that everyone is dreaming about😍😍
Btw go follow my instagram @cutiiediego

DIEGO MARTIR IS SO HOT

by Cutiiediego on Instagram April 20, 2019

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