Danger Poo

When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.

Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.

"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".

by Don't put me on speaker phone June 16, 2021

Danger noodle

The correct definition for a snake.

I got bit by a danger noodle!

by Stacy Albirdy July 2, 2021

Danger Jak

Extreme house hold activities. Eg. Staying up last your bed time, late at night

Staying up late. That's a danger Jak

by Jj70071 August 29, 2022

Nick Danger

A “Nick Danger” is a dude that is jovial, hilarious, stressed out and mysterious. Nick Danger’s tend to have irregularly small hands and short arms, so they may identify as a T- Rex. Nick Danger’s often refer to themselves in the third person by saying the following, “I’m Nick Danger Bitch!”.

Bro, look at this boisterous T-Rex looking ma’fucka, he must think he’s a Nick Danger!

by PKoop May 1, 2022

straight clankin dangerous

Participating in the act of mineral resource extraction in Valheim whilst wielding a pickaxe in a situation that puts you in immediate peril

Man I was out by the coast straight clankin dangerous as Sugar kited 50 enemies

by SJ_IRL November 2, 2022

Dangerous Doggyballs

When a man’s testicles are so large and saggy that they have to be held during doggystyle to stop them from swinging uncontrollably.

Crowe: How was Beatty last night ?

Emily: Not good, I had to hold his nuts during doggy because they were so saggy.

Crowe: Classic Dangerous Doggyballs!

by Connormacdaddy November 19, 2022

Slang Danger

(Slang-Dang;Ger) When a person of the male species performs sexual intercourse with someone and the third party gets excited with a feeling of a friend doing something impressive.

John: I finna f*** the s*** out of my girl.
Mark: Hell yeah, Homie bout to slang danger

by Amoguspeepeepoopoo November 22, 2022