Dr. Oz it

verb: to take a look at your poop before you flush it.

Mom watches Oprah, so whenever I tell her I need to take a dump she always reminds me to Dr. Oz it before I flush.

by Lizd212 March 22, 2011

Dr Cole

A weirdo who drives around in white vans going from place to place searching for kids. He is known for snatching kids ages from 4-12 of any gender. You will know it's his van by if there is words written saying free v-bucks. This will lure kids so look out.

That guy is staring at me in a weird way it can only be a Dr Cole.

by DoctorColesminion123 November 4, 2019

Dr. Dre

A punk ass fool who is (as the Great Eazy-E Said) Once a BITCH always a BITCH always will be a BITCH and i Put That On God!

A punk fool who thinks his records rhyme and are tight but they aint shit compared to reall muthaphukkin g's

(Eazy-E) Hey Mister prankster prankster
Story book gangster
Back in 86 you wore pumps and masscara
Down did the motherfuckin wreckin crew bid
But once a bitch always a bitch
And now the fuckin switch
Fag with a steathoscope now you sag
Body slammn bitches makes Dr. Dre a bigger man.
Cackies sportin loc's in a G ride
What set you from loc what set you from ride?
Rip Vanwinkle sleepin nigga woke up and became a G

by Eazy's Messenger June 4, 2009

Dr. Seuss

An infamous man who liked rubbing 7 yr. old cock

Jimbo: Dr. Seuss, wtf are you doing?
Dr. Seuss: touching your fucking cock obviously.

by Lil Bigwood23 November 3, 2019

tl;dr

This is shorthand for:

"Hey guys, look at me, I have nothing to contribute to the discussion, but I'll just let you know how ignorant and stupid I am."

Commonly used on internet forums.

Poster 1: *Tries to initiate a discussion*

Poster 2: tl;dr

Person 1: Hey, here's an idea - if you have nothing to say, don't post!

by Some Guy #999 August 26, 2008

Dr. Bro

A young black man that is a doctor.

I went to the hospital yesterday, and I had Dr. Bro.

by Optimetrics February 21, 2009

dl;dr

Literally, "Didn't like; didn't read" Said whenever a nerd makes a post that you start reading but give up after a couple of paragraphs because you didn't like it.

Thanks for your email on the X project. I dl;dr it, your initial assumptions are wrong.

by Andy C DNB September 1, 2016