Alexander Faes

Donut

"Bro I really want to eat an Alexander Faes"

"I got zero kills in-game, I pulled an Alexander Faes"

by NotDios December 11, 2023

Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.

Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.

by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023

Ben Alexander

Has a decent jaw line but usually his penis size averages between 1-4 inches

Person 1:Omg are you dating Ben Alexander

Person 2: yeahhhh, he’s got an amazing jaw line but don’t please me in bed

by Imarenger October 18, 2019

Alexander

SIKE you thought this was gonna be another name definiton didn't you?

well that's not how i do things mortal, I do things like this, defining the word alexander as whatever the fuck this is

by vuelle October 23, 2019

Alexander

Alexander is a ladies man! A fan of the boys and the girls with a heart of gold and the face to match. Usually very intelligent and well mannered: Alexander is a fully rounded guy, and does anything to achieve his goals.

Charismatic, funny and loud; Alexander will always keep you entertained 24/7. He’s also very loyal, gives good advice and is GUARANTEED to make you cry when the moment calls for it.

If you have a best friend/boyfriend called Alexander, consider yourself the luckiest person in the world!

No way, is that Alexander?!

Alexander just left the room

by BaghySalls October 27, 2019

Alexander Tolstrup

Alexander, is often referred to as the prince, although he really is the god among men, a real stunner. Alexander is also a very clever guy. He got the brains with an IQ that exceeds most people, and he is probably as smart as he is hot. Nothing can hold him back, as he is a real gunner. Alexander was born lucky, he is the life's wheel of fortune, and people love to be around him and touch him, hoping they will get a bit of his lucky nature. Alexander is also a funny guy, a real people magnet. When you get to know this prince better, you will never let him go, since he is the sweetest and most caring person ever, a life saver and a sexy doctor. Alexander is sexy, and he knows it.

Alexander Tolstrup is defined by girls by this:

Girl 1: Wow, that prince screams sexiness

Girl 2: Yes, he must be an Alexander

Girl 1: Such a god

Girl 2: Alexander is DEIL!!

by Alexander lover69 November 22, 2021

Alexander

Ultimate girl magnet, A.k.a “Razdaet sho dikiy”
Also can perform a Nakalbol.

Wow, Alexander really razdaet sho dikiy

by Man’o’Florida November 22, 2021