Alabama Brownie

When somebody is about to shit, but you shove your penetrater up them, blocking the shit and shoving it up their ass. Sometimes done to force the receiver into constipation, thus forcing the giver to shove their hand up the receivers anal cavity and make the reciever shit manually. If you shove it in too hard, sometimes the receivers shit gets pushed in so far that the shit enters the stomach. Occasionally, while the dick is in the ass, the receiver farts onto the dick. This is done because the vibrations cause pleasure. But, if you do that, you may shit and fill up his cock with your shit. This will cause his juice to be 50% shit.

One time, I gave her an Alabama brownie, but I shoved it in so hard that she got constipated. Next time I did it, she farted onto my dick. It felt so good that I came

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.

My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?

by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021

Alabama Sock

Take a sock and jizz in it. Once you’re done take a wizz in it. You may then proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave for roughly 24 hours. Now take it out and shove it up your ass. You now have an Alabama sock

Bro Kyle just slapped Tyler across the face with his Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 6, 2021

Alabama Pistachio

When two people create a ball off semen, discharge, shit, mucus, saliva and other bodily fluids. Go back to back, and create a pistachio out of their bodies and said ball.

"Last night Davey and Sabrina did the Alabama Pistachio!"

"No Way! I never thought that chink would get a drop of cooch"

by rapebaby May 1, 2021

Alabama strongman

Alabama strongman- when you and a pal are Eiffel towering a chick and start arm wrestling

Bro last night we were starting an Eiffel Tower but we locked eyes and had to do a Alabama strongman

by Leviathan’s Ted talk August 11, 2022

Alabama buttlicker

A group of extremely not normal humanoids that is a sweet Combination of witch craft, hot and chill pants, herbal essences, and a dash of psychotic awesomeness.

That group of Alabama buttlickers is out of their element

by CraziiTracy August 19, 2022

alabama standoff

Mutual hand jobs while staring each other in the eyes. First to finish loses.

Seen two homeless guys arguing over a donut. I, being the problem solver I am, suggested the Alabama Standoff. Sometimes guns aren't the answer.

by Lemmy Pumpendump October 30, 2022