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May 28

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May 28
by Gangbaby257482 May 28, 2022
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December 28

The date when you ask your celebrity crush and/or crush out for a date
Your best friend : Guess what day it is
You : December 28 hold on IT DECEMBER 28- MY CRUSH ISN'T EVEN REAL PFFFT BAHAHAHAH
by DR34MS1MP December 16, 2021
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December 28

You have to have sex on this day!
With your closest friend
1:hey
2:hey wanna have sex
1:why
2:it’s December 28 and it’s the day to have sex with your closest friend
by Oreo flakes December 26, 2021
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December 28

Katusha durashka❤️
by Katusha December 27, 2021
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May 28

by Asura`s wrath March 25, 2022
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March 28

If you were born on this day, you are either hated or loved, stinky or smells amazing, picky or loves every food.

Today if your science teacher tells you "no" to go to the bathroom your rawr in their face then go to the bathroom and when you come back go to your teacher, get on both knees put your hands together like you praying and say "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Polly: Can I go to the bathroom?
Science teacher: No
Polly: Rawr *RUNS TO THE BATHROOM*

5 MINUTES LATER

Polly: *walks into the classroom*
Science teacher: Did I say you coul-
Polly: *Gets on her knees and says*:"oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Science teacher: GO TO THE OFFICE, NOW!
Polly: But its March 28th!
by poopymanQWERTY March 28, 2022
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march 28

National send this to the hottest person you know day <3
someone: guess what day it is:
cute person replies: march 28???
someone: sends photo of this urbandictianary
hot ass bitch replies: aw thats cute <3
by Wvipex March 28, 2022
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