Jersey string cheese

When you pull back your foreskin and let the goey cheese peel back, and let your partner strip away and lick/eat it

"Hey babe, I got some jersey string cheese here for ya, come clean a nigga up

by Cato_vrc January 1, 2026

Donkey cheese

Stupendiously over priced cheese, like gold by ounce, impossible to get and an "acquired" taste ( which is to say you may not like it.

The world priciest cheese is made from donkey milk (great big story) youtube.com

Or possibly a poker bet?

Here try some donkey cheese, it's imported.

by Modern Women January 2, 2026

The Cheese Touch

When a mans Penis has crusted allmost moldy layer and he pulls it back to see it and touches it without washing his hands after

Yo dude
yea
my friend tom gave jamal the cheese touch

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda January 3, 2026

Cheese bagging

When a female has a yeast infection and sits on a guys face.

That guy is such a douche, I am totally cheese bagging him.

by Captain Squirrel January 4, 2026

Butt cheese

When you get sperm in your butt and it’s solidified the smell is described as rotten eggs if it comes out, it comes in a thick gooey substance

Bro, I need to clean my butt cheese

by Dystopian Willy guys January 7, 2026

Dih cheese

Also spelled dick cheese. It means smegma, which are cheesy substance composed of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture that occurs in male and female mammalian genitalia. In males specifically, smegma collects under the foreskin, hence the term dick cheese.

Q: I ordered some pizza, but for some reason they smell like shit.
A: That's dih cheese, dipshit.

by VinHoeOfficial January 8, 2026

cheese grater racoon

A disturbing peice of content that got some zoophilias exposed in the furry community. A racoon that did something with a cheese grater. The racoon got a cheese grater stuck up it's butt, a person was pulling out the cheese grater. Gore is an understatement.

'Did you hear about the cheese grater incident?' "Oh, you mean cheese grater racoon, unfortunately, yes."

by Purple Demi venison January 16, 2025