Backpack Kid

A short and annoying person that runs around school with a backpack which is disproportionately large for their size.

“Lmao bro, Aleks was such a fucking backpack kid in middle school”

by Lobster Money May 23, 2025

Jul Kid

A boy in a household of girls, who just exists, pulled into a life that deals with a madajiojuanpablos bullshit, Taco Bell employees, High school bullshit, shitty luck, dog that chews bullets, neglectful mom with delinquent daughters, and retards past 12 am a Taco Bell (I work nightshifts)

Jul Kid: “Fuck my Life.”

by Jul Kid May 27, 2025

What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand

If you don't don't leave me alone and give me the money you are making from thins I will murder your kids. If I don't need to live then your kids don't.

Hym "What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand? Seriously. You can't just expect me to live like this. I don't need to work harder. I don't need to change. Make them stop or I will kill your kids. At least one. Whatever you are trying to accomplish just isn't worth it. And you know it. You are banking on me 'chickening out' and that just isn't going to cut. You need to do what I'm telling you. I'm not letting you steal my idea and I'm not letting you teach me a lesson about women or cripple or your kids. I have I right to do what I'm do and you don't. You need to accept that and move on with your lives because I'm not going to and I'll kill your kids before I let you get the better of me."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

The money should be going to my kids

Hey, fuck your kids. The money shouldn't be going to them because I don't want my life to be waste by retarded ingrates. And no AI either.

Hym "Stole."

A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."

Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

Kid

How us cool kids refer to the not so cool kids who are probably quiet

😎: bruh this kid has issues

by usmellsobad December 5, 2022

Kid

How toxic people call others when they die during a ranked match of whatever game and think that it's funny to call them that.

Toxic person: Bro ur such a kid
Everyone else in the lobby: DAAAMMM, YOU JUST DIED TO A KID MAN, SHEEEEEEEESH

by Not a psychopath :) December 6, 2022

kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022