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Havana Brown Omelette

When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.
Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.
by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021
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Browning

A scheme using the internet to shit on a person or business out of malice or spite. Similar to a simple smearing, but involving greater organization and falsehoods to most harm a reputation. particularly popular among Karen and other "let me talk to the manager" types.
She received cold french fries at the restaurant so she and her friends began browning the establishment by posting reviews claiming rat infestation and human trafficking.
by April's Raven August 27, 2021
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brown mode

brown mode | \ ˈbrau̇n ˈmōd\

Definition of brown mode:

: a 21th century philosophical movement that embraces the non-competitive bodybuilding lifestyle as well as other various activities such as enjoying prime ribeye steaks, collecting guns, moving to south Florida and gardening. (also known as "browning it out")
Ethan: "Hey, what's Matt been up to lately? How's he doing?"

Mike: "He's not too bad. He got a Ferrari and moved off to South Florida to be a non-competitive bodybuilder. He's living in total 'brown mode'. He's just 'browning it out'."

Matt: "Hey ladies, who wants tickets to the gun show!?"
by MisterMan7 August 27, 2021
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chris brown

person1: i wish i was chris brown. person2: wake up chris breezy 😎🛐
by rahhhhhmyg August 27, 2021
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Brown Boxed

When you are having a MFF threesome and the two females are lesbian and bang you.
Hey Billy, are you gonna get brown boxed by Tina and Lisa today?
by 69macaroni August 30, 2021
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Code Brown

An emergency maneuver that can be taken by an individual who is pulled over by law enforcement, while subsequently being in possession of a large amount of marijuana, or other illicit substance easily identifiable by scent. The individual starts by shoving a finger up a recently shidded anus, and then smears the finger along the leftmost drivers side air vent. They then point the air vent at the drivers side door and crank the heat. Any pungent odor will be covered up completely as the officer gets fumigated by the heated excrement.
I almost got arrested for having all that pot, but I "code brown'd" the cop.
by Captain Toot May 11, 2021
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