Hag-stone

An incredibly hard stool, which is almost impossible to pass. So called either because it could only have been caused by witchcraft, or because it is so painful to expel that the sufferer’s face is contorted into a permanent grimace.

I barely slept - I was up all night with aching guts, trying to push out a massive hag-stone. I'll have to go to my GP if the suppositories don't shift it.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018

Time Stones

When there isn’t a time limit and whatever will be will be

An example being when someone friend zoned you in year 9 but you end up together

“There are no time stones...”

by Brandp January 27, 2019

stoned with emotion

Feeling a large amount of emotion, (ie. love, lust, angry, sad, happy, joy etc.) yet still appears to be tired, sleepy, or just really high.

Boy 1: Are you sure you’re happy? You don’t seem happy.

Girl 1: I am very happy, just stoned with emotion.

by Weld4cash October 7, 2018

Boned to the Stone

When you’re so stoned that you start subconsciously switching the beginning sounds in words

E-cig ripped the bong so hard that he got boned to the stone

by Asian Tom Cruise May 8, 2019

Time stone

The time stone allows you to change time, create a time loop (like in doctor Strange) and manifest time itself. Thanos wears it on his thumb knuckle (infinity war/endgame) but originally wore it on the middle of his hand

The time stone can pause time as well

by Action movies (marvel) May 31, 2019

Reality Stone

The red stone in Avengers that allows the user to control the reality of their surroundings whenever they want.

Reality is often disappointing, but now it can be whatever I want using the reality stone.

by YourMomNoob September 29, 2019

Brofinity Stone

An unbreakable bro bond stronger than anything and when combined, unstoppable.

Whenever I'm in a pinch, i always know my brofinity stone has my back.

by The Duke of Games August 7, 2019