Size Duke

The Non Binary equivalent to a size queen.

OMG they were such a size duke, even my 7 inches wasn't big enough for them!

by IJustReallyHateNazisMan October 23, 2025

one fits size all

A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.

Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.

“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”

by barry_tje November 28, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. November 29, 2025

plus size park hopper (pph)

the queen on tiktok of “have you ever wanted to ride ___ but you weren’t sure if you’d fit?” and “if i fits i sits”

I aspire to be a plus size park hopper (pph) but I can’t eat that much (yet)

by savage528 February 26, 2025

become the size of a house

to be really really really fat.

"she ate everything, she's gonna become the size of a house"

by trainfan March 1, 2025

Knock those guys down to size

Make those guys realize they are not as powerful, important, or impressive as they think they are, often through humiliation or a humbling experience.

Ryan: (frowns as he watches the Chipmunks hit on the girls) Somebody's gonna have to knock those guys down to size.
Xander: Well, that should be pretty easy. I mean, they're only eight inches tall.

by johnzilla1126 March 9, 2025

Fey-Sized

Verb

any object small enough to easily get lost between crevices and swiped by fairies only to be found in wildly unrelated locations. Examples given: 10mm socket, PC case screws, coins, batteries, marbles, etc.

Hey, please watch out, that's a fey-sized pen spring and I really don't want it lost.

Don't worry man, I'm just gonna-

*twing, out the cracked window!*

...

*CRIES OF ANGUISH*

by the117doctor March 11, 2025