Alien Pube

olioq has these under his penis (he is a fat nigger)

"yoooo her fucking tits were halfway out"
"shut the fuck up you alien pube"

by woodball September 27, 2023

Hot BBQ pubes

A competition between two friends where you start by Rubbing bbq sauce on you and your friends pubes and having rough buttsex till the first one who erupts first has to shave all of their friends pubes off and lick them up along with the freshly came sperm

“Yo me and wood just had hot bbq pubes”

by Fishlips1 October 4, 2023

Elf pubes

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.

Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!

by The little dingler man July 23, 2023

pube poker

Beef curtains so dense and pendulous that they reach past the dick on penetration and poke a dude’s pubes.

I hooked up with the this girl the other night. Her pube pokers were so gnarly, they made me chafe.

by anonymous August 1, 2023

devil's pubes

Chewing tobbaco

Jeff:Ew I just put some tobbaco into my mouth and now it tastes and smells like shit!
Chad:Stop chewing these devil's pubes you retard

by The_Exalted_One December 9, 2020

Pukey Pube Pusher

Two definitions:
- An overly intoxicated individual who strips and pushes their pubes onto other people while throwing up
- Someone who drinks too much Pink Whitney and likes to push their pube trimmings into a drawer while also puking.

K!@#$* V%&*!@# is drunk on the table again being a Pukey Pube Pusher, put your rancid lizard away!

by dan_gleewang January 6, 2021

ice pubes

When a a girl sucks your dick with ice in her mouth

Babe, my dick is hot, pit some ice in your mouth and give me some ice pubes

by 1326806357 January 23, 2021