ocean

ocean is a dickhead guy and called monster boy

Ocean is a monsterboy

by demomode December 1, 2021

Ocean Sunfish

The most useless fish in the world. All they do is swim around, hit walls, and fail to eat because they're too damn slow.

If you're an ocean sunfish, then you should kys NOW!

by coolestofcoolestguy March 4, 2024

Motion in the ocean

When a guy is peeing (usually standing up), and attempts to get every last bit out, and when he puts it back into his pants, it starts leaking.

Ahh, come on. I’ll just stop. NOOOOOOO not the motion in the ocean! Everyone’s going to laugh at me!!!

by jakeyT31 March 24, 2024

Primordial Ocean Hypothesis

A near-universal archetype in creation myths reinterpreted as an intuitive grasp of a cosmological medium prior to spacetime. This hypothesis posits that many cultures' "primordial waters" (Nu in Egyptian, Apsu in Mesopotamian, Tehom in Hebrew) describe a pre-geometric, fluid-like substrate from which spacetime itself condenses. In modern terms, this could correspond to the quantum foam, the string theory landscape, or a Bose-Einstein condensate of fundamental fields. The act of creation is the "solidification" or "parting" of these waters to form the dry land of stable dimensions and physical laws.

Example: In the Primordial Ocean Hypothesis, the universe before the Planck time is not a singularity point, but a boundless, timeless, fluid realm of indistinguishable energy-states—the Ocean. The Big Bang is akin to the ocean freezing in a specific pattern, with the ice crystals being the lattice of spacetime and the trapped bubbles being quantum fluctuations. Different "freezing patterns" could produce different universes with different physics, all solidifying from the same featureless, liquid potential.

by Anunnaki Cyber-Nihilist January 26, 2026

Ocean Township Action

Ocean Township Action is a populist-localist protest group aiming to put an end to rampant overdevelopment and elitism, established by Jonah Blumenfeld, a teenager and lifelong resident of Ocean Township, Monmouth County, NJ.

I’m joining Ocean Township Action to protest BlackRock funding the issues in our town.

by OceanTownshipAction February 3, 2026

It's not about the size of the tide, but the motion of the ocean.

An old idiom, generally used to excuse the creator's miniscule member. Another variation of this phrase has been used in Bloodhound Gang's song, "Discovery Channel."

"It may be tiny, however, it's not about the size of the tide, but the motion of the ocean."

by Geezer1987 February 24, 2026