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Glamorous Mullet Men

There are 2 types of men. The non great and the glam.

Men who own this title are the best at everything - even if they're not. They are the best at being the most phobic too.

There are only 3 men capable of having this status; anyone else is a fraud.
You see them guys? They're the glamorous mullet men.
by Crumbell January 6, 2024
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Glamorous mullet men

To be Glamorous is one thing, to have a mullet and be a man is another.

Glamorous mullet men are defined as not only being the best at gaming, but also having the best sense of humour and also hair.

To be a glamorous mullet man, one must first obtain a mullet. Being a man is not that important but do strive to have a penis. And lastly, the glamorous part. Glamorous doesn't just come from self love but from listening to the song Glamorous by Fergie and obscene amount of times.

Once you have achieved all 3, you will inevitably be one. But only in spirit. The real Glamorous Mullet Men are like the Deathly Hallows. Only the OG 3 are known.
See those guys with hot pink and lime green hair? That makes them the glamorous mullet men
by OGGmm January 16, 2024
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Carbon Fibre Mullet

Describes people (usually male sportsmen) who think their use of the latest gear turns them into desirable sports heroes. It takes the traditional low brow mullet to a new form… still business in the front and party in the back. Just lightweights in the middle (mental arena).
Look at my new ski gear… going to shred the hills man. Yeah, right. You’re a shoe-in for Captain of the carbon fibre mullet team, loser.
by Manney November 22, 2023
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Academic Mullet

When an individual attends a private, Ivy League institution for undergrad followed by a public, state institution for graduate work.

A “business in the former, party in the latter,” if you will.
That dude has a total academic mullet. He went to Yale for undergrad and SUNY Cortland for his master’s degree...
by MackieD. October 24, 2019
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Spite Mullet

When a person gets a mullet in order to show hatred or to annoy a person
He did not want to take the pictures so he got a spite mullet to ruin them.
by rural-american November 28, 2020
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Spite Mullet

A mullet that is got in order to annoy or bother someone
He did not want to take the pictures so he got a Spite Mullet to ruin them
by rural-american November 28, 2020
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She mullet

An alternative hair style that is used to fight back agents begets who don't know there place, if a beget will see a women wearing a she mullet they will be angry because they know in there little heads there being made fun off
"She looks amazing with there new she mullet,"
by Natalie k December 20, 2020
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