Mormon Stuff

A term describing mormon events, church duties, religious practices, reading material, generally anything involving the mormon religion or culture.

Usually used by a mormon to a non-mormon who doesn't want further inquire further in his doings or whereabouts, because the non-mormon won't agree, or understand anyway.

Used by mormons to get out of something, and scapegoating it on their church.

Used my non-mormons to describe the behavior of a mormon, or to ridicule a non-mormon for exemplar behavior.

Non-Mormon: Want to hang out this Sunday?
Mormon: Nah dude, I have mormon stuff to do.

Non-Mormon: What are you reading?
Mormon: Mormon Stuff

Non-Mormon: Want to go to the bar with me tonight?
Mormon: I'll pass. I have mormon stuff to do.

Non-Mormon 1: Let's go to the strip club.
Non-Mormon 2: Nah, I have mormon stuff to do.

Sherie to a girlfriend: Jim didn't want to go for a late night skinny dip at the lake, he had better mormon stuff to do.

by grace52775 August 28, 2011

mormons soaking mormons

mornification

Soak me sweetheart (mormon) - mormons soaking mormons

by 15-0519-150-1059 March 4, 2023

Mormon backdoor

When one has resided to oral sex until marriage with wandering digits.

I was enjoying Bambi’s exceptional oral skills, when suddenly I get the shock of a Mormon backdoor.

by MN Nut Guy March 19, 2023

Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

mormon

a person who is extremely stupid and or shitty.

Synynom: Retarted, dicksucker, bitchtard, ass, mean, adolf hitler, inconsiderate, racist, Bob Ewell, Advystyles
Antynom: Canadian, badass, kind, genius, atticus finch, rockstar

Guitarherostyles is being such a mormon by denying his rape and sexual alligations

by Knmagor March 30, 2023

Mormon jacuzzi

During a Mormon Soak, 7 elders shake the bed for 7 minutes.

I got pregnant from my Mormon Jacuzzi.

by Handle Deez December 26, 2023

Overnight Mormon

When you and the girl both fall asleep while your penis is still inside of her.

See also:
Soaking

"We were both hammered, we had sex and then idk man we just fell asleep and I woke up still inside of her. I'm an overnight mormon!"

by asianhandiespecialist January 23, 2024