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Curse of Craig

You are suffering from "Curse of Craig" when Microsoft Teams decides to play hide and seek with your online status, acting all mysterious and crashing like it's auditioning for a sci-fi thriller. Additionally, when the crash hits, it's like Teams just dropped the mic and left the building.

It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.

So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.
As I was gearing up for the most crucial virtual meeting of the week, the Curse of Craig hit me like a rogue wave.
by GarroshIcecream January 17, 2024
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Doyle Curse

A phenomenon whereby members of the Doyle family can not watch or attend a professional sports game without their home team losing.
Damn, the lions would have a Superbowl win if it wasn't for the Doyle Curse.
by Firedtarsier January 21, 2024
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Tiny Curse

Think of something funny and/or misfortunate to happen to someone you dislike, then look at them and say the words"I curse you."

Examples include causing the chicken from one's meal to vanish, or reversing the direction of one's gravitational pull.
"You can't do that or I'll curse you!"

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"I'm sorry about when you both met Asher in the parking lot, he was wrong not to give you that money."

"That's why I Tiny Cursed him!"
by heheer February 2, 2024
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Minecraft cursed

Bro what the f is this... MINECRAFT CURSED???💀💀💀💀 yeah its just a texture pack with a lot of cursed things. If u see the texture pack OH MY WHAT HTE HEK IS TIS 💀💀 AINT NO WAY BLUD AHHH GOOFY AHH TEXTURE PAC😵
Minecraft cursed

People:"using the texture" oh no
by Stepe pro December 3, 2023
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cursed woody

A badass version of woody from toy story, he is vengeful

Shut up buzz ill kill you”
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Cursed woody doesn’t even phase me, heh, just a glimpse into my dark mind
by Wooowoowoowowowoe December 5, 2023
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The curse of 19

When everything goes to shit at the ripe age of 19.
is she depressed no she just has the curse of 19
by sexyninenine December 7, 2023
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Harry Kane curse

The English striker Harry Kane's participation in a team often seems to cast a shadow of ill luck upon their chances of securing any silverware. His presence has been associated with a perceived decrease in the team's likelihood of winning trophies, creating a narrative of unfortunate outcomes for the squad.
by polio_fingers December 9, 2023
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