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Corporate dozen

A six-pack marketed as a case. Corporate advertising that cynically misleads buyers into thinking they are getting more than they receive.
Contrary to the baker's dozen of 13 to encourage long-term loyalty, the corporate dozen provides less than that advertised for short-term gain. or: The baker's dozen is what we were, and the corporate dozen is what we have become.
by DrTortoise August 15, 2024
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Mayo Corporation GmbH

Mayo Corporation GmbH, Famously known as Mayocorp is the most sustainable mayo corporation out there. Has no competitors because it is just better.....

Mayo Corp is well know for their "sustainable" approach to taping the Atlantic icebergs together with sticky tape.

Maycorp as won many awards, ones you can see due to the confidential website
Mayo Corporation GmbH - limited but not limited to mayo

Gurby S (18), Mumbai (5 Stars) - (Loud Voice) Wasn't Me.
Alfred (57), Catanzaro (5 Stars) - This company seems wrong yah? But no no, I live in Italian my whole life and since come to Catanzaro it make it very nice. I once kicke the footbal and GOAL. Highly recommend and the German Pizza was very strong!
by Rice Nibba March 15, 2023
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Corporate Sickness

The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.
After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.
by NatureLloyder March 18, 2023
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Corporate Sickness

The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the
overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.
After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.
by NatureLloyder March 18, 2023
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corporate slop

bland, soulless, minimalistic, modern-day web design that prioritizes profit instead of creating user accessibility
the old web used to be so fun with all the colorful designs and flash games, now it is just all corporate slop.
by GamingIzzy April 3, 2025
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Losh@ty Corporation

when you're too broke for lobotomy corporation so you make a super bad version in roblos (also can be a name for your friend group)
example1:
Oh shit i dont have enough to buy lobocorp, well looks like im gonna have to make Losh@ty Corporation..

example2:
GUYS HOP ON LOSH@TY CORPORATION I HAVE HARVESTED FRESH MEMES. THESE WILL PROVIDE 8000 ENKEPHALINS TO YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM😊
by communist4980984 April 18, 2024
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Corporate Douchebag

Someone who utilises tactical strike patterns from offensive military strategy within business practices (i.e. Microsoftian Seige Tactics for Patent suppression), in order to fuck over anyone they can get their hands on.
That Corporate Douchebag just sent that Military Organisation to wipe out village that said no to their factory.
by Theirishbarmaid April 23, 2024
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