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Christopher Vega

Christopher Vega is a man who will love you no matter what situation you are in. He is the most gorgeous, handsome man youll ever meet. Christopher Vega is known for his attractive eyes and lips. he is also known for being attractive. Once you see a christopher Vega, you wont get your eyes off of them because of how handsome they are. he is also known to be the funniest and loyan man ever. he is the prettiest boy youll ever meet.
y/n : i wish i can be loved. can we date?
christopher vega: okay die bitch lol, i have a girlfriend.
by 123346sesamestreet July 21, 2023
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Jean-Christophe

A sensitive boy with a sensible heart. He will always have an open ear for your conversations and a shoulder for you to rest your heavy head on when feeling down bad. He's very open minded and tries his best to work on his insecurities and weaknesses, all while being very open about them.

Jean-Christophe is also quite naïve, but in a good way! He's easily impressed by the smallest things and in order to piss him off you really need to irritate him big time!
In other terms: he's a natural. He's precious and will always try his best not to hurt your feelings :)
Girl: I'm feeling sad :(
Jean-Christophe: *Soft hug* Everything is going to be fine :)
Girl: Thank you Jean-Christophe! :')
by SucreRoux August 11, 2023
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Christopher Columbus

When you take a shit and leave it for the next person to discover it
I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!
by Dark star August 20, 2023
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Christopher Denham as Klaus Fuchs

Christopher's Klaus Fuchs in Oppenheimer; from Oliver in 'Argo' to nuclear spy. Same intensity, different era!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's the intense-looking guy playing the spy in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Christopher Denham as Klaus Fuchs, the same guy from 'Argo!' He's got espionage in his blood.
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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Christopher

furtive; sly.
"sneaky, underhanded tactics"
Can you believe how many times he’s tried to pull a Christopher regardless of being caught countless times?! Will he ever stop being Christopher?
by 666greenbastard October 2, 2023
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Christopher

Yes, hello there Christopher, hi! 🖐 Yes that's exactly where I'm from. And no, it's not a little of both. You know I hang around you work-salesmen infotainment self-help guys so I doubt it's very hard for you to assume that the algorithm will bring me to you and it takes very little effort for you to seed a couple of those in every episode and assume I'll catch a clip.
Hym "Why yes, Christopher. I do relate to that. So glad to have you as a fan! What's your favorite part? Is it the child-murder or is it the blasphemy? Little of both? Came for the child-murder and stayed for the blasphemy? Is it the underlying meta-narrative? Most people like the underlying meta-narrative. Like like to make derivative shows and what not... But that's ok. And that's fine. You don't have to say my name. I will insult you and everything you belive and PROBABLY your children until you change your mind. So... Try not not to have ugly kids or something, m'kay? Makes it too easy. Welp... I don't have anything else for now... So, yeah..."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2023
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Christoph

A quiet and weird bloke. Will say extremely random shit, which might not even make sense. Overall pretty cool dude
P1: I like Christoph
P2: Ikr, he's so cool. A bit weird though
by itsix November 26, 2021
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