Bed Yam

A person who sits in bed and watches television or plays on the computer too much.

George would rather sit in bed and watch movies ( be a Bed Yam) than go out with his friends.

by sally44567 January 1, 2012

jizz bed

The bed in which one jizzes upon their partner, or has their partner jizz upon them.

Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.

Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!

by Andrea Sheikha June 29, 2011

Bed excuse

An excuse, (usually a bad excuse) that people use when they cancel on something but actually just want to sleep together.

Ah my boyfriend is tired and wants to go home.
Ah thats just a Bed excuse!

I am so tired tonight... i cant come to the party...sorry
ah, yea your boyfriend said the same... thats a bed excuse girl!

by MakgeoliDaan September 26, 2011

Bed paralysis

The inability (if only psychosomatically) to move after experiencing a state of fatigue through the day.

“Laura isn’t going to be joining us, she has bed paralysis.”

by Saph-69 September 11, 2021

Benji Bed

When your tired but really need to piss

Honeshtly guys I gotta go to Benji Bed

by Damien Darrell August 15, 2021

Bed partner

Someone you share a bed with when sleeping.

So, Lisa (cocktail waitress), do you have a bed partner?

by Laurie_From_Cincinnati August 21, 2021

Bed knight

A person who prefers giving sexual pleasure during intercourse. Pairs with pillow princess/prince.

A pillow princess like Caroline needs a bed knight like Ray.

by Canela 61 August 12, 2022