Toby

A toby is someone you will love for a long time. You'll go through many hardships loving them. At first you will think its just a fun crush, right? Until a conflict happens and then you'll find yourself still loving him. You'll find yourself being delusional and listing facts about him until the day comes when he finally loves you. It'll be a few months in the relationship and it'll be perfect until he starts ghosting you. He'll find another girl that wont bore him. A toby will give up on you and feel you deserve better even though you really love him. A toby is someone you'll always feel immense love for even if you and him are back to being strangers.

"I'll never love someone the same way I loved Toby."

by Mimi bunniei March 21, 2025

Toby Toucher

Someone who, despite being younger than you, still manages to molest you.

Dude, I cant with these Toby Touchers. They keep touching me.

by technofishy_ June 19, 2024

Toby Reid

toby won’t see this because toby can’t reid

What is toby reid doing right now with that book, I don’t know toby can’t read

by tobycantreid June 23, 2024

Toby

When a gentleman named Simon who unfortunately lost his 4 small toes on his right foot but luckily remained his big toe gives a woman of his choice big tow penetration.

Alright love fancy a Toby

by Yeahwepaid June 25, 2024

Tobi B

Tobi B (noun)

If you ever come across a Tobi B in your life, get its autograph. It’s a good artist, an even better friend, and has great music taste (despite what Erin says about TV Girl).

“Oh man, Tobi B is such a good pookie!”
~Lacey, Mia, Trinity

by Trinity’s Pookie Bearr June 26, 2024

Golden Toby

The act of pouring your wifes urine over yourselfe whilst at a festival.

I just done a Golden Toby all over myself.

by Millennial Warrior July 1, 2024

do a Toby parker

When you take your mate's sloppy seconds and then lick her ring piece.

I can't believe that Burgo didn't want to do a Toby Parker last night.

by TwilightFan42 August 3, 2024