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Woman Moment

When a woman acts in such a manner that defines a woman moment, then reacts by barraging the male counterpart with “man moment” slander
Woman: “Can we get Chick Fil A? I’m craving chicken!”
Man: “But Chick Fil A is 10 minutes away and there’s a Bojangles across the street...?”
Woman: “Well yeah, I want Chick Fil A.”
Man: “No, you said you want chicken. Do you just want Chick Fil A?”
Woman: “Yes....”
Man: “Woman Moment.”
Woman: “Saying woman moment is such a man moment.”
Man. “Woman Moment.”
by LongLiveIce May 18, 2021
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Woman Driver

~A driving condition that stays with most women for their whole life.
~Symptoms include at least 10 scary personal experiences while driving per day, most pointless reasons to get distracted, thinking your a better driver than you are even though everyone thoroughly disagrees, doing a 5 point turn just to pull into a mildly packed parking lot just to make you look like a good driver, trying to do makeup while operating a very heavy hunk of metal going 60mph down a road, ect.

~you know who you are.
~this does not apply to all women!!
man 1:"Why is that car going all over the road when the driving conditions are perfect?"
man2:" Oh it's just a woman driver... most likely someone who sounds like Kyla"
by blackmamba123456 March 28, 2013
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woman milking

The act of milking a lactating woman similar to milking a cow.
Gregory the 30 year old man was woman milking his mother when she was pregnant with his little brother by sucking on her tits. He was 29 at the time.
by 0 tolerance 4 lactose April 14, 2010
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Empowered woman

A woman who takes it in the face
"Remember Sarah? I came in her face, that's what I call an empowered woman"
by s0meguy5 February 22, 2010
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Woman sense

That sense a woman gets when they have the feeling something good, bad, unfinished, etc. is going to happen, is happening, or did happen.
The woman's seventh sense.
My woman sense told me my boyfriend wanted to break up. The feeling was horrible and I lost my appetite completely.
by cdizzy April 18, 2008
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Rustic Woman

The kind of woman, that will shy away from a crowd.
Lacking refinement or elegance; coarse.
Unsophisticated, simple but still with class.

The charm that will melt someone's heart.
Straight from the "Soul".
Ethnic, rare as gold and silver. Rough around the edges, but pure. She is loved to be kept as a treasure. Many take her for grant it. Don't ever let her go, she is one of a kind. "Diamond in the ruff. She is someone to hold onto

for a life time. She is a Rustic Woman.
by Sista, sista March 5, 2014
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woman inches

A woman's estimate of penis length, that is usually a couple inches larger than the penis actually is. Most likely due to the fact that they view them from a different angle, are gauging by eye and the phenomenon known as "man inches"

If a dick's 5 inches, it's "like, totally 6 or 7"

If a dick's 6 inches, it's "like, totally, 7 or 8"

If a dick's 8+ inches, it's "huge, like 11 inches or something"
Girl 1: "OMG, I just fuckde a guy with, like, a 12 inch dick."

Girl 2: "You know 12 inches past the 100th percentile, right? I highly doubt that his dick was that big. You we're probably measuring in woman inches"

Girl 1: "Nah, it was totally 12 inches, he even said so."

Girl 2: "You do realise that most porn dicks are only 7-9 inches, don't you? Trust me, you'd probably be crying/unable to walk right now if it actually was 12 inches"
by Altsareforpussies October 10, 2015
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