Wet Monkey

when you get a blow job in the shower while washing your armpits.

i was dirty so i took a shower and ended up getting a wet monkey

by griggs-leaston October 22, 2008

Wet Mop

A mopey or pessimistic person who lacks personality.

My counsin’s husband is such a wet mop. He has no personality and constantly complains.

by Baybaynaynay January 26, 2019

wet willy

Its when u lick ur finger then put it in some ones ear and twist ur wet finger around.

Jim gives out wet willys.

by cartman5000 August 12, 2004

wet yourself

when somebody cant hold in thier pee and wets their pants, underwear,panties,or whatever you wear.

Jane, why did you wet yourself during class? Too much apple juice?

by ogjose December 18, 2007

Wet tech

This tech is a stop and go run through (with holds) of the show to adjust, fix,
and add technical elements to the show. Involves: Stage Manager, Director, Crew,
Designers, Performers.

Tonight is wet tech, so be prepared to hear "Hold, please" a lot!

by GatorDesigner October 22, 2008

Wet Noodle

A word that is used when someone can't inflict damage because they're weak or using a weak weapon.

- Check out this Desert Eagle I bought yesterday, this beauty can deal some serious damage!
- Dude, that's an airsoft gun. It will hit like a wet noodle...

by Cpt. Douchebeard June 19, 2013

wet wipes

Made by the Kimberly-Clark Corporation, a health and hygiene company. Made popular by Cam'ron's song "Wet Wipes" off of "Killa Season". Apparently their stock has rocketed since the rapper's song gained recognition.

Implied for the use of cowardly people, or "pussies".
Also, for the females to clean themselves. I assume if they stank.

Let my muscles show, cause I'm like Russell Crowe
Beautiful mind, took his bitch, hustle hoe
That was her boo, yes sir true
But I collect the chicken, call me Purdue
His ex wife, a new sex life
But ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it, go get ya wet wipes

by Saty May 18, 2006