Whilly Wacking

The act of smacking yo dick-ey doo so hard that it rapidly spin in circles like a helicopter spinny thing that I cant spell for the life of me.

Whilly Wacking is pulling down your pants, smack your ding dong a couple of times, and watch it spin.

by SuzzyBoi_Gadzooks November 18, 2025

The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianabl abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Wack & Jack

Wack & Jack (also sometimes spelled Wac & Jack) is just another phrase that simply means masturbation.

When I'm horny I like to wack & jack.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

Wack the Weed

The act of placing the roach of a pre-roll into yours or a friend’s urethra (aka Sounding) while he jacks off and blowing the smoke up the shaft.

Hey bro I just have a little left of this blunt, wanna wack the weed?

by Factsareallies May 15, 2025

Wacking the weed wacker

Jerking off the old meat stick

“Tell Lenny to stop wacking the weed wacker!!😕🫵”

by BigWeeneeMan14 February 12, 2024

Wack Pack

A cheap parody package used for THC products like edibles and vapes (similar to the trading card brand Wacky Packages)It uses popular name brands only slightly changed. They are often just packaging with no real brand behind them. Can be dangerous as they products are not regulated.

Person 1: Hey bro are you eating Sour Patch Kids?
Person 2: Nah, these are stoney patch edibles.
Person 1: Damn you got that wack pack bro

by ThanksgivingLeftovers July 11, 2022

Pokemon Wack

A Pokémon fangame with over 4800 Pokémon, 52 types, weird-ass jokes, and shitty MS paint sprite work that will make you feel like you're tripping balls

Person 1: "Hey, have you ever played pokemon wack?"

Person 2: "No, what the fuck is that?"

Person 1: "Look at this video of it right here."

Person 2: "Oh... Oh god.."

by SC1296 July 18, 2022