Upper Township Middle School

A small public schoolin south jersey run by mr leekypants. the students are are absolute assholes and have nothing good to say about anyone. The teachers are either expired or sexist and every student is homophobic. This school is where the snobby rich parents send their kids.

Hey, did you hear about the student from "Upper Township Middle School" who killed them self from being bullied too much?
Wow, that's insane.

by MegaMommyMilf January 7, 2022

Upper Cracker

A bubbly fart that rolls to the top of the butt crack. Typically it makes a higher pitch sound than a standard bubbly fart.

Did you hear Steve’s upper cracker in the locker room the other day? It sounded super weird.

by Campbell’s Soup January 16, 2022

Upper deck

The act of shitting in someone's mouth.

Harrison: Ay Tony whatcha doin for your birthday?
Tony: Well I want you to upper deck my fuckin toilet
Harrison: Shit if you say so

by theachiever September 25, 2022

upper decky gummy

attractive girl

Your gilf of a grandma is an upper decky gummy.

by raqueesha October 2, 2022

Upper Muley Twist

When you tell someone you'll be back at a reasonable time, but then actually do a 20 mile hike and get back 3 hours after sunset. What a twist.

"Let's pull an Upper Muley Twist on Kelsey tonight. She'll never see it coming."

by slot_shots October 14, 2022

Trash Picker Upper

A technical term for a mechanical device that picks up trash for free beer.

Person 1: “I even have a trash picker upper for the garbage around the lake!”

Person 2: “Is trash picker upper a technical term?”

Person 1: *creates urban dictionary definition to provide knowledge upon the world*

by DaveFaveDave December 10, 2021

Upper Class Haitian

The best.

Girl 1: girl I done found me a Upper Class Haitian
Girl: ouu bitch you done snapped cuz they top tier

by IG:10f1.0nly1 March 11, 2022