Upper Muley Twist

When you tell someone you'll be back at a reasonable time, but then actually do a 20 mile hike and get back 3 hours after sunset. What a twist.

"Let's pull an Upper Muley Twist on Kelsey tonight. She'll never see it coming."

by slot_shots October 14, 2022

Upper Township Middle School

A small public schoolin south jersey run by mr leekypants. the students are are absolute assholes and have nothing good to say about anyone. The teachers are either expired or sexist and every student is homophobic. This school is where the snobby rich parents send their kids.

Hey, did you hear about the student from "Upper Township Middle School" who killed them self from being bullied too much?
Wow, that's insane.

by MegaMommyMilf January 7, 2022

Upper Cracker

A bubbly fart that rolls to the top of the butt crack. Typically it makes a higher pitch sound than a standard bubbly fart.

Did you hear Steve’s upper cracker in the locker room the other day? It sounded super weird.

by Campbell’s Soup January 16, 2022

Trash Picker Upper

A technical term for a mechanical device that picks up trash for free beer.

Person 1: “I even have a trash picker upper for the garbage around the lake!”

Person 2: “Is trash picker upper a technical term?”

Person 1: *creates urban dictionary definition to provide knowledge upon the world*

by DaveFaveDave December 10, 2021

Upper Class Haitian

The best.

Girl 1: girl I done found me a Upper Class Haitian
Girl: ouu bitch you done snapped cuz they top tier

by IG:10f1.0nly1 March 11, 2022

Upper Dauphin County

Area north of Peters Mountain in Dauphin County Pennsylvania; Consists of Halifax, Millersburg, Elizabethville, Berrysburg, Lykens, Williamstown, Wiconisco, Pillow, and Gratz.

I can't find any good pizza up here. You must be in Upper Dauphin County.

by Boyer88 March 20, 2022

Nice Upper Body

A compliment, that usually doesn't work, for a lady who has giant boobs. The advantage of this is that when your friends berate you for obviously telling her to her face she has big ass boobs you can say you were trying to tell her she had a pretty face.

Batty: You've got a Nice Upper Body!

Peter: That was not not subtle dude.

by AnnaKomneneMyBeloved<3 March 27, 2022