by University of Belgrade December 10, 2023
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P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."
by The Driver of Trikes April 19, 2023
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Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close
Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?
I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close
Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?
I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule
You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool
Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule
You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool
Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy
by Death Menace May 4, 2023
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by BeardSalad August 23, 2023
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by Anonymous81638 November 5, 2020
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Hey Jake, how is Amanda?
Oh shes fine, we just did a Turkish Orangutan yesterday, my ass is still sore
Oh shes fine, we just did a Turkish Orangutan yesterday, my ass is still sore
by Smurfskii January 22, 2021
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by Clem cadiddlehopper January 27, 2021
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