Greg: Is she dating a guy her own age?
Tex: No. She's dating a guy old enough to be her dad for the perks; she's a pop tart.
Tex: No. She's dating a guy old enough to be her dad for the perks; she's a pop tart.
by Balzacfan July 14, 2023
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Byron: That's right; she's a pop tart.
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An older man with a rich young lover that buys him stuff and keeps him living the life of luxury.
An older man with a rich young lover that buys him stuff and keeps him living the life of luxury.
by dunkinnuts July 31, 2023
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"My pal gave me a Pop-Tart for a snack. That jovial prankster didn't tell me it was a Jizz-Tart, and now I have herpes. What a card, right?"
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