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Swedish brick

A Volvo station wagon from the 100, 200, 700 or 900 Series.
Sven drove his Swedish brick to IKEA, picked up a new bed and listened to ABBA on the way home
by Robert Sanvagene October 25, 2023
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Swedish Bidet

A swedish bedit is when the sewers overflow with such force that whomever is sitting on the toilet get a stream of sewer water up their behind. This is of course a refrence too the swedish immegration situation.
My brother got too experience a swedish Bidet when my dad opened up the sewer connection.
by Haldoe November 15, 2023
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Swedish fish toenail growth

When eating Swedish fish causes your toenail to growth at a higher rate.
My girlfriend doesn’t believe I have Swedish fish toenail growth
by Deeptoot69420 May 9, 2023
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Swedish chef

When a person places their arms around their back and another person puts their arms around them and jerks off a third person.
The girls weren't willing to have a threesome so they gave me a Swedish chef.
by Boomgoo December 21, 2022
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Swedish

Love 🦄
I am so Swedish for you
by Nova87 November 6, 2018
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The Swedish Airhorn

Fixating your asshole amongst that of another. Preceding to exchange bodily gas from each respective anal cavity. The smell to arise is known to exterminate anyone within a 10 mile radius.
Two college frat boys decided to partake in The Swedish Airhorn during physics, forcing their college into a chemical lockdown.
by The Miracle Bunny November 6, 2018
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Swedish Fingers

The medical condition by which vertebrates (in this case horny teenagers) are chemically attracted to each other as the result of a dispatch of gas originating from that human's asshole. Once breathed in, the teens continue to close on in each other. Once together, the male teen instantly sticks his left ring finger 17 inches up the girls mesh pussy. This results in an instant ejaculation by the female partner, and this chemical process gravitates towards the man, who then puts a coat on and does her through her rear end as if he were Swedish because it's fuckin cold up there. Once the partners are satisfied, they kill themselves.
"Oh, that guy just gave the Swedish fingers to that girl... another one down."
by leoyaboy22 January 11, 2019
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