Adobe Support

A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.

Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"

by a-mustache May 8, 2025

Emotional support insomnia

Enjoying the late night instead of sleeping. Staying up much later than is smart or practical in order to claw back a sense of self and autonomy. Anti capitalist insomnia.

My emotional support insomnia kept me up until 4am reading fanfic. I’m so tired but it was totally worth it.

by One Twisted Miracle April 7, 2024

Pro-Ana Support and Discussion Chatzy

A chatroom for Pro Anorexia discussion, but the admin is non-existent and the mods are TERRIBLE! A wasteland of a place.

Hey! Have you seen Blah (mod) on Pro-Ana Support and Discussion Chatzy recently?

You mean the 40 year old pervert who preys on young, thin girls? Nope! He’s probably busy drinking. Only ED he has is erectile dysfunction.

by -winter-girl- April 8, 2024

IDSL(I dont support lgbtq)

IDSL stands for I dont support lgbtq is a nicer way to say respecting-homophobe you dont say slurs he doesnt harass/bully anyone you dont discriminate etc

homosexual man: Are you homophobic? if soo banned
Straight man: Nope I am IDSL(I dont support lgbtq)

by Alfadsui April 26, 2024

Trip Support

Great deals on flights and vacations and you can book now and pay later 😏

I need a deal on some tickets I get trip support

by trip guy November 29, 2021

game support

Fake support. Acting like you're giving a choice but manipulating them into one choice.

I'm tired of your game support in this relationship

by orangejuice~mf<3 March 8, 2024

Trump supporter

A trump supporter is somebody who is either a 12 year old boy who plays Fornite and has no idea who trump is and just supports him because it's "cool" or a 50 year old man named Bubba who rides motorcycles to the nearby Walmart and back. Trump supporters come in VARIATIONS and most are dangerous.

Person 1: I love being an American with a middle wage McDonald's job and no dad!! It makes life so much better!
Person 2: so your a trump supporter...?

by Savannah Walters July 17, 2022