*girl forgets to submit time(will get fired if not posted)
Kyle(the simp): I posted your time for you,
Girl: leaves kyle on seen
Kyle(the simp): I posted your time for you,
Girl: leaves kyle on seen
by KylE420_69 July 2, 2021
Get the Simp mug.A Simp is a person (most usually a male) who is too obsessed with girls, to a point where he can do literally anything for them only to get their attention.
These guys are the main reasons why girls don't value us boys anymore.
These losers start trying out their luck with any girl they come accross, doesn't matter if she's just slightly good looking or a total high profile goddess who's way outta their league.
They can do ANYTHING just to get a girlfriend or get laid.
Basically, simps are the pathetic despos who put Hoes before Bros
S - Suckers
I - Idolizing
M - Mediocre
P - Pussy
These guys are the main reasons why girls don't value us boys anymore.
These losers start trying out their luck with any girl they come accross, doesn't matter if she's just slightly good looking or a total high profile goddess who's way outta their league.
They can do ANYTHING just to get a girlfriend or get laid.
Basically, simps are the pathetic despos who put Hoes before Bros
S - Suckers
I - Idolizing
M - Mediocre
P - Pussy
Aaron :- Dude, that new guy in our class is head over heels before Janice, buying her stuff from the canteen and giving her expensive gifts. She doesn't even like him!
Barry :- That guy's a Simp dude. She's just playing along, extracting as much as she can from him. Then she'll just throw him away.
Barry :- That guy's a Simp dude. She's just playing along, extracting as much as she can from him. Then she'll just throw him away.
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