Samuel

He is a fat stinky pedo

me:hey who is that
john:that is a stinky fat pedo
samuel:im not a pedo

by vkhvhxv May 8, 2023

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samuel

a white guy who likes teaching history and geography but isnt a good english teacher

Wow, that guy is definitely named Samuel.

by pookielicious May 16, 2023

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Samuel bidois

an hori indigenous maori that lives down the done

Samuel bidois is a known sexual predator from the area. He enjoys sniffing bike seats and picking hutches off the ground. Samuel also has kurus.

by Czzz up killa July 2, 2023

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Samuel Gregory Jones

A Man who holds alot of wisdom and trust. He is also very bad at overwatch.

Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.

by JakDotExe July 7, 2023

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papa samuel

Daddy uwu

Hi papa samuel

by Mama booth licker July 7, 2023

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Abbreviated to Sam, Samuel is an absoulte unit of a man, what many would call a 'hunk'. He plays no games unless its roblox because he means business. Probably does unusual activies that he pleads is completely normal, eg.. Reading for 12 hours straight. A true Samuel is a rare find.

'Argh my car broke down'
'Don't wory, I'll get Samuel to lift it'

by Gyatdamn July 10, 2023

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