Glazed pork sword

When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch

Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.

by Dingdonkkingkong November 23, 2020

Sword in the wall

When a penis is through a glory whole you violently grab it so the other participate is unable to pull out of the hole

Dude 1 "dude I kept the sword in the wall for a full minute"
Dude 2 "shit that was you?"

by FagFest March 1, 2020

Master Sword

cool light sword

master sword goes ching whoosh wham pow slash

by Dopl May 22, 2020

Scandinavian Sword Fight

A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.

My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.

by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020

The pen is mightier than the sword

Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.

The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020

Sword Collector

Durogatory term that describes an enthusiast of fantasy/role-playing/anime/martial arts who lacks self-awareness to the point of being embarrassing.

Todd seemed like a cool guy, but he keeps talking about Naruto and saying things like 'nunchaku are useless against ranged weapons.' I'm starting to think he might be a sword collector.

by Terrence Howard, M.D. August 14, 2020

Sword

Last name

The Swords will be joining us for dinner tonight.

by bruceS06 September 6, 2020