plastic dull knife

1. referring to the actual, plastic dull knife
2. a useless trick/weapon against something more powerful/clever trick

Ex 1.
"Is that a plastic dull knife? why are you borrowing it here?"
Ex 2.
Generic Hero: "I WILL SMITE YOU WITH MY SWORD."
Villain: "YOU PULL A PLASTIC D U L L KNIFE TO MY TRICKERY!!!"

by haveyouwondered August 28, 2023

Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.

"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"

by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023

Digesting Plastics

A fun experience that will change your life forever.

I digesting plastics on a regular basis

by Robdobalina21 October 5, 2023

National Plastic Day

National Plastic Day is November 4th ! That means forget about those hydro flask and turtles and only use plastic !!

Hey Johnny it’s National Plastic Day that means we don’t have to carry our hydro flasks and can use plastic bottles !

by thefaxxxxxxxs October 20, 2019

Plastic

The thing Kim Kardashian is made out of

"Kim Kardashian is made out of plastic and its killing the turtles!!!!!! :0"

by Ex_cerpt October 23, 2019

Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020