Connor Murphy

A love-able bean who must be protected at all costs

Person A: who’s your favorite character from Dear Evan Hansen ?
Person B: Connor Murphy

by Your favorite lesbian January 24, 2022

Paddy Murphy

Fat Irish guy who supports Liverpool and simps for Astrid Wett on Twitter.

Who is he? It’s Paddy Murphy that fat cunt

by AstridWettIsMid January 28, 2022

tristan murphy

some who breaks up with people over text

oh you dated tristan murphy
yeah! he didnt wait to see me in person and broke up with me over text without ever fucking checking in

by apersonnnig February 13, 2022

Murphy squirts

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.

"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."

by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022

Dirty Murphy

A pedo

They give off Dirty Murphy energy.

by Urmommy25 February 28, 2022

Sarah Murphy

Sarah Murphy is a manipulative person. in my eyes atleast..

"Who is sarah Murphy?"
"A manipulative person.."
"HEY I heard that!"

by installation March 4, 2022

Murphy's Law

1. anything than can go wrong, will go wrong
2. if there's multiple way something will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the worst way possible
3. if you'll thought of 4 ways the thing will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the 5th way
4. if you try to play some video games in secret, urmom will find out

my mom found me out playing games thanks to the murphy's law

by missingno_kekw March 7, 2022