Honk a load

An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.

I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.

by southwestchickensalad February 2, 2023

load zapper

A woman that you have sex with when you don't want to have a serious relationship.

I was sick of jerking off so I got a load zapper.

by Jimi Digital February 17, 2023

bap the load

Bap =crash

Load =car

Bro driving hella crazy don’t bap the load

by Succasinmywood32 October 22, 2023

Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering male hierarchy. I.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude,….incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaks from a failed condom causing accidental pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using only basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.

Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!

by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023

hanging load

When your turd is stuck halfway out of your anus, and won't successfully pinch. Therefore hanging out of the anus in constant flux within and without you. And then you jizz.

"Had an accidental hanging load in the loo earlier. I feel ten pounds lighter."

by richard rodney January 3, 2020

Fuck loads

Lots (of things) to do.

I want to play on the ps4 but I’ve got fuck loads of homework to do

by DxnnaMad January 30, 2020

Load dropping

When someone hijacks your upload to gain Intel.

I was getting mentally uploaded and someone started load dropping me.

by Jedsall July 10, 2022