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Shit Load

In all actuality, the term "shit load" originated at the Bowman Grey School of Medicine around 1963. An obscure janitor (M.S. Curtis) out of curiosity began to ask random students at the facility to defecate in empty paint cans left in the restroom stalls for an anonymous and random study on the average mean weight of an adult male bowel movement. The project lasted from March 27 1963 until late September 1964 when an unknown party reported it to the Dean of Students and Curtis was summarily terminated. Mr. Curtis determined that the average weight of an adult defecation at that time was 1.3619 pounds (.6177 kg). The term eventually came to mean a substantial or excessive amount.
That boy is a shit load of trouble.
by Baretree September 10, 2018
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bap the load

Bro driving hella crazy don’t bap the load
by Succasinmywood32 October 22, 2023
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Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering male hierarchy. I.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude,….incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaks from a failed condom causing accidental pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using only basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!
by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023
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Honk a load

An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.
I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.
by southwestchickensalad February 2, 2023
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load zapper

A woman that you have sex with when you don't want to have a serious relationship.
I was sick of jerking off so I got a load zapper.
by Jimi Digital February 17, 2023
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Load dropping

When someone hijacks your upload to gain Intel.
I was getting mentally uploaded and someone started load dropping me.
by Jedsall July 10, 2022
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Loaded Taco

When you shit, cum, piss and fart all in the same time
Guy 1- Man, my girl gave me loaded taco
Guy 2- the fuck?
by Smeemmachine May 9, 2022
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