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Gabe

Short ass nigga. Holds the world record for smallest dick in the world and likes being fucked by big sweaty black men
Gabe: ough ough ough
Person: what is that noise
Person 2: Thats gabe fucking a 2 year old
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga
by The Real Definiton Nigga December 4, 2023
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Gabe

A person who regularly does wrestling, and is fairly irritating about it. Likes to use slang that’s probably a couple months late.

He likes to complain about being “tall” when he’s around 5’10? Terrible flirt. He may be gay.
“Hey Gabe!”

What’s up? I’m himothy.”

Holy shit, you’re so fucking gay.”
by GabeHater771Hemaybegay December 13, 2023
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gabe

a cute boy with big muscular sexy abs with a nice LONG GIGANTIC 19 INCH COCK THAT DROWNS GIRLS IN CUM IF YOU MEET A GABE DATE HIM AND MAKE OUT WITH HIS BIG 19 INCH COCK HES SO CUTE RAWR
gabe is such a cutie!! BIG COCK
by gabybaby87 April 7, 2023
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Gabe is a stupid bitch who pulls no one except Hitler in his prime and Gabe is also a retarted looking mofo who has a 1-inch penis that's the size of his pubic hair if he has any
Did you see the way I tried to fart but instead it slipped out as a shart and looked just like gabe
by Spedkidsfolife69 April 24, 2023
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Gabe-it

verb. To stash alcohol or drugs on one's person and consume this covertly, in an attempt to avoid the consequences/the rules.
“I thought the party would be boring so I gabed it”

- “Damn bro, my girlfriend is making me go to this Ed Sheeran concert”
- “Why don’t you just gabe-it?”
by GraciasSenor July 12, 2023
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Gabe Itch

A kind of itchiness caused by Gabe,it is said if you sleep with him you get the itchiness too.
A gabe itch is chasing me
by NickHer69420 July 26, 2023
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Gabe

"What's your name?"
"Gabe"
"Don't you mean porky pig"
by ihategabe August 14, 2023
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