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A big, bald, creepy man that likes to slap the heads of others until they go bald just like him because he is jealous of their hair. He isolates himself inside his church until unsuspecting victims fall into his trap were he slaps the shit out of their head until they are nothing but a cowering bald mess.
by Billybobbly man tits December 15, 2018
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by scraptrash December 19, 2018
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Fathering Adventures

A cult formed by a disgusting bloke called Darren Lewis in order for adults to fiddle with young kids
That guy was arrested for the interest in fathering adventures
by theos a fat dog August 9, 2018
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Something every guy fears when he has a girlfriend. Usually will kill you if you hurt his daughter. They are against everything their daughters wear that is not cover alls. Hates the thought of his daughter going on a date; encourages his son getting a girlfriend.
My father said I can't have a boyfriend until I'm 57.
by person with opinions March 21, 2018
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ur daughter a father

Worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", "ur granny tranny", "ur grandpap a trap", "ur sister a mister", "ur bro a hoe", and "ur son a nun"
Using this insult will cause people to collapse in on themselves and then explode.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur granny tranny & ur grandpap a trap
Person 2: ur sister a mister
Person 1: ur bro a hoe
Person 2: ur son a nun
Person 3:*glares at person 1 & 2* ur daughter a father
Both Person 1 & 2 instantly collapse in on themselves and explode. Person 3 is now feared by the world.
by Trontin_ May 15, 2018
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ur mother father

Worst insult to be ever created.
Worst then "ur mom gay" and even then "ur granny tranny".

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*
Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*
by Lil niBBy April 11, 2018
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Father Eli

The holy one who protects all. He has all knowledge of women and history.
by Father Eli July 4, 2019
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