A pocket cowboy is smooth, confident and stylish - but second guesses every choice he makes. One drink starts the stride, but Jameson lets the bucking commence. On his down time he likes to focus on the arts like vintage soda advertisements. While he talks about traveling to Tokyo, he will name your plants, give them complex personalities, and daddy issues. Seemingly quiet, his mind reels with thoughts of Indie tracks that stream the soundtrack of his life.
by Cactguy March 22, 2021
Get the Pocket cowboy mug.Kid 1: Did you see that sexy boy over there?
Kid 2: Ya. I heard he wants to be a cowboy.
Kid 3:He's a sexy Cowboy!
Kid 2: Ya. I heard he wants to be a cowboy.
Kid 3:He's a sexy Cowboy!
by Lucille😏 July 7, 2023
Get the sexy cowboy mug.When one is "hitting it from behind" and upon the point of climax, one whispers in the ear of the fuckee that he has a STD (sexually transmitted desease). Then one holds on as tight as he can as she/he tries to get away.
by Mike the great one April 2, 2004
Get the urban cowboy mug.Cowboy logic says that I shouldn't have to pay taxes for schools that will indoctrinate our kids against the jebus.
by Rex Hamilton October 24, 2007
Get the Cowboy Logic mug.A person who was born and lives in Massachusetts, but for some reason dresses like a cowboy. Usually a symptom of dementia from too many years of drinking.
Person 1: Why are you wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat?
Person 2: Because I grew up on a farm in Massachusetts.
Person 1: Oh, your a Massachusetts Cowboy.
Person 2: Baaaaaaaahhh!!!
Person 2: Because I grew up on a farm in Massachusetts.
Person 1: Oh, your a Massachusetts Cowboy.
Person 2: Baaaaaaaahhh!!!
by Herbie Mackengeorge January 27, 2009
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One of the worst bands I have ever heard next to "A Fallen Aesthetic." It's nothing but a bunch of sloppy, overly-distorted guitar riffs, and the drums are so bad you could pick up some sticks and bang a drumset and it would sound just the same. And their songs and lyrics are about things like eating a taquito and subsequently taking a dump. Stupid.
One of the worst bands I have ever heard next to "A Fallen Aesthetic." It's nothing but a bunch of sloppy, overly-distorted guitar riffs, and the drums are so bad you could pick up some sticks and bang a drumset and it would sound just the same. And their songs and lyrics are about things like eating a taquito and subsequently taking a dump. Stupid.
"Man, Job for a Cowboy sucks! But I'd rather let my ears suffer cause A Fallen Aesthetic is just gay. And the only thing more gay than the band 'A Fallen Aesthetic' is the name."
"Job for a Cowboy is so stupid. I heard their song that was about eating a taquito and taking a dump and it made me want to bash my face into the sidewalk."
"Job for a Cowboy is so stupid. I heard their song that was about eating a taquito and taking a dump and it made me want to bash my face into the sidewalk."
by Asawisper August 7, 2008
Get the Job for a Cowboy mug.The rash that a male often gets as the scrotum rubs up against the inner thighs from excessive movement. As a result, one walks similar to a cowboy with legs bowed. Thus the term, "Cowboy Syndrome."
John: "Oh my God! I think this is the worst case of Cowboy Syndrome I've ever had. My thighs feel like they're on fire.
Mike: "You better have that girlfriend of yours rub some ointment on there if you want it to get better."
Mike: "You better have that girlfriend of yours rub some ointment on there if you want it to get better."
by BlindSyde April 4, 2009
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