Christopher

a guy thats obsessed with valorant when hes only a bronze

also a simp

also ranked #1 as most common gay name

Christopher: "yoo i aced last night"

by aimzas April 6, 2021

christopher

plays too much FORTNITE and roblox his favourite game on roblox is adopt me, he is a teachers pet, allergic to 99% of all humans

person 1: you act like christopher
person 2: 😭

by roiuhgpiurfhpiureqhrehiureqhiu April 22, 2021

Christopher

the freaking cutest human being in the whole wide world. he will love you like no other and give you all the hugs and kisses. definitely befriend any christophers you know

omg christopher asked me to be his friend

by b.r.i.n.a April 29, 2021

christopher buzby

• hot bald male who has a three footer

• fucks instruments for a living

• makes music out of his wife’s moans

• in the band echolyn with his sexy bandmates
• blows instruments like a girl blowing your cock

Christopher, are you fucking the saxophone again!

Christopher Buzby

by CockSuker911 July 25, 2022

Christopher

Christopher is the love of my life. At first he seems quiet, shy and laid back and nonchalant but one you get to know him you will truly be blown away by the depths of his character. He is kind, caring, loving, helpful, handsome, and literally the best person in the world.

I love you my Christopher.

by Love/babes August 1, 2022

Christopher bass

His hands are salty and he has a fishy willy

Yo Christopher bass get yo stanky penis out my mouth

by Ethansbigpenis August 7, 2022

Christopher

Christopher is usually a fourth grader that is way more dirty minded than he should be.

Christopher: 5 inches deep in your mom

by Christian Urban Dictionary June 8, 2022