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benjamin ma

- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
by Ash Hull December 4, 2022
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Benjamin

Someone that everyone loves because he is the nicest person you’ll meet. He is also extremely funny (although that might just be due to people laughing at his lisp) and never makes thing about himself. He’s extremely handsome and tall and has an obvious resting bitch face, however once you start talking to him he is warm and goofy and fucking weird. He has the nicest eyes EVER and has a noticeably nice smile which will light up any room he walks into. He is mysterious and deep which makes him seem unapproachable and is full of surprises like his intelligence and skills when it comes down to his tongue.
“Benjamin is so fit
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Benjamin tornado

I have a lot money but Jacob Rothschild had a Benjamin tornado
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benjamin tornado

I may have a lot of dough but Jacob Rothschild had a benjamin tornado
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Benjamin

A great friend and quite nerdy however horrible with people of the opposite gender. He will try his best to gain a partner however will almost always be rejected. Despite this he will try again and again in desperation.
"Wait he got rejected again???"
"Yeah ofc, he's a Benjamin."
by Ivn:D January 9, 2023
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Benjamin William Jameson

The most trusting, warm hearted, sweet, caring, kind person in the world. Also very cute. Always listens to what you have to say, and the best boyfriend ever. The kind of person that would never cheat on someone, and has an amazing smile that light up your day.
by Lucy Buttrick November 20, 2018
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Benjamin is opsessed with a gurl who hit him in the mall, Benjamin is funny and sweet sooo...
by LelePonsIsNotFunny February 21, 2019
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