alabama shakedown

When you shake a blind man or woman until they see again.

Bro, i was so drunk last night i gave some random person an alabama shakedown. It was enlightening for the both of us!

by pastafanatic31 September 15, 2020

Alabama Lunchable

When you slather peanut butter between your sister's butt cheeks then lick it out.

Jim ; Hey, Dale, what'd you do last night?
Dale ; I had an Alabama Lunchable after dinner.
Jim ; Well, damn! Raise hell, praise Dale!

by The Southern Gent October 29, 2023

Alabama damn

A damn you give to the Alabama degree

Jeff: Did you see Mark got a new cat
You: I don't give an Alabama damn about Mark's cat

by Batmans_Toe April 11, 2023

Alabama Hotpocket

When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.

“I gave my sister an Alabama Hotpocket after a long day of working on the farm.”

by cwbyz April 12, 2023

Alabama uncrustable

Pulling your drunk sisters panties off.

Going out back with your sister for a Alabama uncrustable.

by J.robertson1333 May 2, 2023

alabama riverboat

a reverse pounding of a white person via multiple black people

my hot white supermodel wife really loves taking a ride on the Alabama riverboat

by afuk-king ejet August 7, 2023

Alabama Hivemind

When people from Alabama (or any place) have inbred so much by fucking their sister and/or cousin that the neural capacity of the offspring turns their decendants into a collective hivemind

Bro I went to my second cousin's house the other day and his family is a full on Alabama Hivemind

by TheTripodMan August 31, 2023